The Tin Man said I’m wrong
I’m cool and sing a pretty song
But they really did need leaders
Some view me as a bit of a cheater
A bit of a shirker
A really terrible worker
I’m a professional bum
Never tried to lift even a thumb
I mean, what heck?
My main skills involve waiting on checks
To call my personality charming
Would be doing Webster’s a great harming
(“Oy vey,” think Strunk and White
“That sure ain’t soundin’ right…”)
Now that my tongue is mangled
And I wish myself to be strangled
And not in erotic asphyxiation
Nope, not some weird Kung Fu inspiration
Just really tired
Never asked to be stuck in a quagmire
The World’s problems aren’t new
I never really knew what to do
Just how to start
You all have a beautiful heart
The path is long, and the problems large
But you will get there, even if I am not in charge
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