To look at me you’d never guess
My brain is gone, I’m a mess
I walk around and look alive
Some days I even get in my van and drive
I got the cracks in the skull
I got my mind humming on NULL
The uncarved block?
Or simply dumb as a rock
This dreaded woman has gotten inside my head
She gives clues, yet I’m not getting her to bed
I feel like I’m two steps behind
Victim of my damaged and addled mind
I am trying so fucking hard act like a better person
Forget that sometimes it’s better to just be the dude with a hard-on
You can’t wait to be invited to dinner
If you want to be the dirtbag who gets up in ‘er
I’m not saying that to be a jerk
Long lessons have shown me how this works
Show only the least bit respect
Ignore her but treat her like an object
It’s not very pretty
But it’s won a few victories
Now this lil chick is a bit tricky
She’s destroying my mackin’ strategies
I don’t know my left from right
Don’t know the dark from the light
Can’t tell if I’m cursed or blessed
I just know that my damned mind is a mess
Tags: Stephen Handlin