“Ladies and Gentlemen,
today our fellow citizens,
our way of life, our very freedom were attacked.”

They’re coming for your children
They’re coming for your women

Get on board, let’s roll
Do what you’re told, let’s roll

If your with us your against them
We’ll send them all down to heaven

Get on board, let’s roll
Do what you’re told, let’s roll

We’ll kill the bastards no matter what the cost
We’re sure to win ‘cause Jesus ain’t never lost

Get on board, let’s roll
Do what you’re told, let’s roll

We’re going mobilize
You are going to close your eyes
And smile while you listen to my lies

Get on board, let’s roll
Do what you’re told, let’s roll

I’ll take away your liberty
Give you color charts of security

Get on board, let’s roll
Do what you’re told, let’s roll

Defiance now is unamuriCAN
Let’s go invade Afghanistan!

Get on board, let’s roll
Do what you’re told, let’s roll